-I AM THE ONLY KAREN IN THE WORLD.
-I make jokes.
-Sometimes those jokes are on this blog.
-I write for CrabbyGoLightly.com.
-As seen on the Huffington Post.
-Former "Cash Cab" episode titles & descriptions writer.
-The pale third of the Overpopulated Peninsula.
-I dye my roots light brown
-Follow me on Twitter @KarenSays