-The pale third of the Overpopulated Peninsula.
-Aspiring joke person who enjoys comedy things and Little Mix and fake eyelashes and Marvel Comics and eyebrows.
-In 2012 my friend and I snuck onto the set of "Parks & Rec" in DC and Amy Poehler smiled and winked into our souls.
-Currently trying to move to LA or maybe NYC to study the comedic arts but ya know I need a job there first.
-I tried unsuccessfully to get cast in the third "Human Centipede" movie.
For someone who contantly makes fun of “The Chew”, I sure have seen every single episode.