-The pale third of the Overpopulated Peninsula.
-Joke person who enjoys comedy things and Little Mix and fake eyelashes and Marvel Comics and eyebrows.
-Currently trying to move to NYC or maybe LA to study the comedic arts but ya know I need a job there first (insert topical joke about the job market here).
-I tried unsuccessfully to get cast in the third "Human Centipede" movie because???????
-In 2011 I met Gabourey Sidibe and acted extremely weird around her.
For someone who contantly makes fun of “The Chew”, I sure have seen every single episode.