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The SNL cast print is updated with our hilarious gal Leslie Jones, who juuust became a featured player!! 

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lindseybluth:

honestly

idk what’s sadder the fact that i missed the last maude night i can attend or that while i was trapped underground in the dark for almost an hour i was stuck listening to one direction on repeat bc i was afraid to change the artist on my ipod since it was like pitch black on the train and everyone would’ve seen what i was listening to

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mugglebornheadcanon:

372. A few first and second years bring Heelies to school and hide them under long robes. Purebloods of all years are confused and annoyed when no one will tell them what spell is being used. They can find nothing in any books and no teacher knows.

saintcaffeinated:

The Belcher kids + birthdays

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#bob's burgers

He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed. —from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via morefunthanb4)

"I told Lorne Michaels about [Pete Davidson], said he was really funny. And then they auditioned him for a piece, and Lorne called me to say Pete got the show. I was like, ‘Oh my God, that’s wonderful!’" -Bill Hader

breakdanceattiffanys:

This show looks ridiculous ….

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#IT LOOKS SO BAD #disney
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#AMAZING

susiedrawsandblogs:

#INKtober
One of my favorite Liz Lemon moments.

I was like, ‘I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but I’ve said everything I could say.’ And it really embarrasses me to be on four different TV shows, two cartoons, have this movie, and be a New York Times best-selling author and continually have to talk about one time I said a swear. —Jenny Slate, about being asked SNL interview questions (x)

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#role model #jenny slate

bunnyfood:

(via sizvideos:Video)

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#OH MY GOD #pandas #animals #amazing

after 2 weeks of agonizing and struggling to find something to write the non-commercial parody i wrote this morning ended up getting the biggest laughs in the class read-through and the teacher didn’t have anything to critique and said it used “great examples” of sketch writing elements WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY UNFORTUNATE BC I HAVE NOW PEAKED WITH A FAKE TRAILER FOR “PRETTY LITTLE LIARS” WITH THE 4 LIAR’S BIG “SECRET” BEING THAT THEY POOPED INTO A BAG AND SET IT ON FIRE AND LEFT IT ON SOMEONE’S (JENNA MARSHALL) FRONT PORCH

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