-I AM THE ONLY KAREN IN THE WORLD.
-I make jokes.
-Sometimes those jokes are on this blog.
-I write for CrabbyGoLightly.com.
-As seen on the Huffington Post.
-Former "Cash Cab" episode titles & descriptions writer.
-The pale third of the Overpopulated Peninsula.
-I dye my roots light brown
-Follow me on Twitter @KarenSays
i wrote a haiku

god i am so done

done done done done done done done

i am fucking done


dapswebsite:

I Love These Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Awkward Family Photos

God I’d love for the hilarious Maya Rudolph and the hysterical Danny McBride to be my parents. Think about it… I’d seriously be the funniest person ever!

Why are Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride creating their own Awkward Family Photos? Well, these photos are all to celebrate GQ‘s June comedy issue… OK. The why doesn’t matter because they totally hooked me with the picture of McBride with a huge pee stain.

Plus, there’s a Behind-the-Scenes video!


abasnail: that’s what I call a traffic jam

abasnail:

that’s what I call a traffic jam

(Source: pleatedjeans)


chadleymacguff:

YET STILL I RISE

(Source: eriklisut)


x


221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#basically every fangirl ever


Seth Meyers as Nicollette Sheridan in the Desperate Housewives sketch from Season 31

(Source: kingkillam)


(Source: cakedup-makeup)


all the work i’ve done for this network is gonna be presented to the ceo of the company tomorrow and this is how i am feeling right now because they’re re-tooling the entire channel based on the info i’ve gathered:


da5thbeatle asked:
"I like you. You're funny. And beautiful kthanxbye"

OMG STAHP IT YOU’RE TOO NICE I’M ACTUALLY A DISASTER IRL BUT THANK YOU 

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crtcn:

Steve Holt! to throw Arrested Development party


kayyylamariah:

If you don’t follow Donald Faison and Zach Braff on twitter you’re wrong.


yggsassil: mail-man: Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit. holy shIT

yggsassil:

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

holy shIT

(Source: hulkling)


(Source: kissyourtears)


things i need:

— tiny “yes, and…” tattoo just below my inner left wrist

— three tiny vertical stacked heart tattoos on the side of my right wrist

— tiny “wild” tattoo on the inside of my left middle finger

— the two “peter pan” stars tattooed behind my ear

— GIANT PET GIRAFFE