Submit tyler perry presents: aww dang jesus
-Karen.
-I tried unsuccessfully to get cast in the third "Human Centipede" movie because???????
-In 2011 I met Gabourey Sidibe and acted extremely weird around her.

is the westboro baptist church protesting jesus’s funeral today

(Source: twitter.com)


broadwaycom:

Lennies unite! James Earl Jones and Chris O’Dowd take a sweet snapshot on opening night of OF MICE AND MEN

hellokaren:

happy that-time-before-easter-when-jesus-was-crucified day

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious)


nebachanezar:

The real plot line of 30 Rock.

(Source: cassiejuly)


laaaii:

Troian Bellisario, Ashley benson, shay Mitchell

laaaii:

Troian Bellisario, Ashley benson, shay Mitchell




webofgoodnews:

How a Middle-aged IT Guy From Peoria Tweeted His Way Into a Writing Job on Late Night With Seth Meyers
—I love stories like this.  He got a dream job he didn’t even apply for just doing something he enjoyed doing anyway!

webofgoodnews:

How a Middle-aged IT Guy From Peoria Tweeted His Way Into a Writing Job on Late Night With Seth Meyers

—I love stories like this.  He got a dream job he didn’t even apply for just doing something he enjoyed doing anyway!


funnyordie:

The Live Read of Space Jam with Blake Griffin

Watch Blake Griffin, DeAndre Jordan, Seth Green, Paul Scheer, Nick Kroll, and more reanimate the 1996 sports classic Space Jam in this all-star live read at L.A.’s UCB Theatre.


❝People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.❞
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Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

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peggygravel:

Faces Anthony Jeselnik Would Make During His Drunk Driving Court Hearing.



sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST